(0:00) Opening, Michael sleeps on the couch; Kids sneak downstairs to steal Twinkies.
(0:04) Michael tries to drive to work but gets stuck in traffic.
(0:13) Michael drives in his car eating french fries.
Be Anything (But Be Mine)
Eddy Howard
(0:14) Michael enters the “Beyond” section, where he meets Morty.
Match Game - Game Show Theme
TV Tunesters
(0:25) After Michael returns to see Morty and finds out what is going on with the remote, Michael hits MENU on the remote.
Theme From S.W.A.T.
Rhythm Heritage
(0:25) Michael looks over his shoulder and ducks.
The Price Is Right - Game Show Theme
TV Tunesters
(0:26) Michael says "Cough syrup is kicking in again"
(0:26) [Benny Hill theme song] After Michael says "Cough syrup is kicking in again"
Family Feud - Game Show Theme
TV Tunesters
(0:26) After Michael says "What is this?"
$25,000 Pyramid - Game Show Theme
TV Tunesters
(0:26) After Michael asks “My life as a commentary?”
Summer Samba (So Nice) [Samba de Verão]
Walter Wanderley
(0:27) Michael is in the room with his parents having sex.
Show Me the Way
Peter Frampton
(0:29) Michael clicks back to 1976—Lake Winnepesaukee.
Love Will Keep Us Together
Captain & Tennille
(0:30) Michael sits down at the picnic table in front of tent for dinner at Lake Winnepesaukee and see the other kids playing around the Winnebago and his parents kissing.
Mister Cool
New York Jazz Ensemble
(0:31) Aerial view of NY; John Ammer with 2 sets of women legs on his desk judging which girl has the most beautiful feet as Michael walks into his office.
(0:32) Michael drives up to his house to find his kid tossing the baseball with the annoying neighbor kid O'Doyle
(0:34) Michael is alone in his basement, building his model after he 'skips' through dinner and his father's quarter trick.
Everybody Wants To Rule the World
Tears for Fears
(0:35) Michael is in basement working on the model when Donna comes down.
More, More, More
Andrea True Connection
(0:38) Michael and Morty start to look at some of the women Michael used to fool around with; First date.
(0:39) First drunken encounter.
Working for the Weekend
Loverboy
(0:42) A guy pulls up next to him while stuck in traffic at construction.
Come out and Play
The Offspring
(0:41) Michael fast forwards showering and breakfast.
Spy Guy
Heinz Kitschenberg
(0:45) Michael and his boss invite the Japanese businessmen into a restaurant.
With Plenty of Money and You
Tony Bennett
(0:47) Michael comes rushing home to tell his family he has been made partner.
(0:49) Michael uses remote when trying to remember what was his and his wife's song is that was playing thru their first kiss in a bar while passing a napkin back & forth
I'm Gonna Live Till I Die
Frank Sinatra
(0:51) City view; Michael arrives at his bosses office; He learns he has not been made partner.
Moonlight Magic
Alan Moorhouse
(0:53) At Bed, Bath & Beyond, Morty talks with Michael about skipping months.
(1:05) Michael rides a bicycle across a bridge in his robe and arrives at work.
Feeling's Got to Stay
Ric Ocasek
(1:08) Michael arrives home in the snow after waking up as a huge man.
(1:09) New wave video on TV as Michael walks into the house and discovers his son is also fat on the couch.
The Best Things In Life Are Free
John Pagano
(1:21) [Live performance] Ben's wedding.
Call Me Irresponsible
John Pagano
(1:23) [Live performancce] At Ben's wedding after Michael's speech.
(1:24) [On-screen performance] Dolores performs at the wedding as Michael and Donna dance.
I Feel The Earth Move
Stephanie Crews
(1:31) Michael wakes up, this music is played from the ceiling in Bed, Bath & Beyond. [Cover version of original by Carole King]
Ultra Violet (Light My Way)
U2
(1:33) After waking up in a bed in Bed Bath & Beyond, Michael leaves store and celebrates; Michael wakes up everyone in his house.
Making Love out of Nothing at All
Air Supply
(1:35) New bulldog enters the house; Sundance and the new dog go to the duck; Donna heads upstairs to get in her Pocahontas costume
You Get What You Give
New Radicals
(1:38) Michael throws the remote control in the trash; End credits.
(1:40) End credits, second song.
Mr. Fuzzy Gets Up
Zino and Tommy
Where Has My Hometown Gone
Craig Morgan
Every Year Is Different (yet It's Much the Same)
DeLon
Mongo Bongo (Original Mix)
Noel Nanton
Forever and Always
Bullet for My Valentine
Give Up the Funk (Tear the Roof Off the Sucker)
Parliament
End credits.
Show Me the Way (Live)
Peter Frampton
(0:29) Michael clicks back to 1976—Lake Winnepesaukee.
Come Out and Play (Keep 'Em Separated)
The Offspring
(0:41) Michael fast forwards showering and breakfast.
With Plenty Of Money And You - Remastered
Tony Bennett, Count Basie Orchestra
(0:47) Michael comes rushing home to tell his family he has been made partner.
With Plenty Of Money And You
Tony Bennett & The Count Basie Orchestra
I Feel the Earth Move
Stephanie Crows
Match Game Theme
Robert Israel
Give Up the Funk (Tear the Roof Off the Sucker)
Adam Sandler
Be Anything (But Be Mine)
Irving Gordon
So Nice (Summer Samba)
Astrud Gilberto & Walter Wanderley Trio