Name: Ted
Released: 2012

This guide currently identifies 42 songs heard in Ted (2012), with scene details and placement information where available.

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Ted soundtrack songs

The Power of Wishes
Walter Murphy
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(0:01) Opening; John makes his wish and it comes true.
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Thunder Buddies for Life
Walter Murphy
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(0:07) John and Ted promise to be friends forever during a thunderstorm.
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Everybody Needs a Best Friend
Norah Jones
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(0:08) Opening Titles.
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John & Lori At Work / A Walk in the Park
Walter Murphy
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(0:11) John realizes that he is late to work; Ted drives him.
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Flash's Theme
Queen
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(0:15) John and Ted watch Flash Gordon on TV; (0:51) John sees Sam Jones at Ted's party and starts hallucinating.
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Thunder Buddies
Mark Wahlberg
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(0:18) John and Ted sing during the thunderstorm.
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Kiss Kiss (feat. T-Pain)
Chris Brown
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(0:22) Lori recalls the time John was showing off his dance moves on the floor until he accidentally knocks Lori out.
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Stayin' Alive (From "Saturday Night Fever" Soundtrack)
Bee Gees
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(0:24) (Flashback) John and Lori dance.
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The Imperial March
John Williams
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(0:25) Lori hears her ringtone for John as she calls his phone while he's searching for it at the bottom of the car.
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Crush
Daphné
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(0:26) Lori comes home to find Ted on the sofa with Angelique, Heavenly, Shereen and Sauvignon Blanc.
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End Titles
Walter Murphy
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(0:31) After Ted gets the job, Ted and John walk through the park; (1:36) The wedding with 'Flash Gordon' actor Sam Jones as the pastor.
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The Key
Johnny Williams
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(0:36) Ted flirts with the new cashier until he overdoes it and shocks her.
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Knight Rider
The Hollywood Prime Time Orchestra
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(0:37) Ted calls John at work, that's his ringtone.
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Knight Rider (Main Title)
Glen Larson and Stuart Phillips
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Scene description not yet available.
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Rex's Party (Everybody Needs a Best Friend)
Walter Murphy
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(0:47) Lori and John enter the party.
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Football Fight
Queen
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(0:50) John rushes away in a car from Rex's party to meet Sam Jones at Ted's party.
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Sin
Daphné
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(0:52) John and Ted take shots with Sam.
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Get Free
Scream
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(0:53) After taking cocaine, Sam, John and Ted leave the men's room.
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Only Wanna Be With You
Hootie & The Blowfish
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(0:54) Ted performs karaoke at the party.
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The Hero
Queen
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Ted and Sam do the Flash jump.
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Battle Theme
Queen
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(0:55) Sam smashes his fist through the wall; The neighbor comes over to complain; Sam attacks him.
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The Breakup
Walter Murphy
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(0:59) After Lori dumps John, he doesn't want to have anything to do with Ted.
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Come Away With Me
Norah Jones
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(1:06) Lori and Rex attend a Norah Jones concert.
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All Time High - From The "Octopussy" Soundtrack
Rita Coolidge
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(1:09) John sings on stage at the Nora Jones concert.
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Never Be Scared of Thunder Again
Walter Murphy
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(1:12) Ted goes to Lori to tell her that if she just talks with John, Ted never needs to come back again.
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Ted Is Captured
Walter Murphy
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(1:15) Ted is brought into the teddy-nappers's house.
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I Think We're Alone Now
Tiffany
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(1:19) Ted sees Donny dancing to the song.
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The Car Chase / Fenway Pursuit
Walter Murphy
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(1:21) Lori and John follow the car, because John spotted Ted and his kidnappers.
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Climbing the Tower / She's Your Thunder Buddy Now
Walter Murphy
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(1:25) Ted escapes; (1:28) Ted is about to lose his life; Ted tells John to never lose Lori again.
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Saving Ted / Lori's Wish
Walter Murphy
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(1:29) Lori and John run back to their house to help Ted; (1:31) Lori looks up to the sky.
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The Proposal / The Wedding
Walter Murphy
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(1:35) End.
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Magical Wish
Walter Murphy
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Scene description not yet available.
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Thunder Buddies
Seth MacFarlane, Mark Wahlberg
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(0:18) John and Ted sing during the thunderstorm.
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Thunder Buddies
Mark Wahlberg & Seth MacFarlane
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John and Ted sing the song during a thunderstorm.
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Stayin' Alive (Teddybears Remix)
Bee Gees
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Another flashback shows John and Lori dancing when she asks him what his dance moves are like.
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The Key
John Williams
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Ted flirts with the new girl by performing sex at the cashier stand.
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Knight Rider Main Theme
Stu Phillips
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John\'s ringtone.
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Soldier (ft. Ruwanga Samath)
Maxwell D
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Ted tries to get John to come to the his apartment because Sam Jones is at the party.
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Sexy Little Thing
The High Decibels
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John and Ted get Sam to punch a wall.
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All Time High (Theme from \\\"Octopussy\\\")
Mark Wahlberg
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John dedicates the song to Lori before singing it on stage.
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Raiders March
John Williams
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Opening bars are heard where Ted slides down the stairs as he tries to escape from Donny.
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Song for the Young Folk
Thomas Newson
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Ted Soundtrack (2012)

Ted soundtrack songs