I Could Rob You
Plastiscines
Beginning; Serena looks at herself and Patrick in the newspaper, Dan and Olivia sleep, and Chuck prepares for the election party.
At the NYU cafe, Blair is despairing over finding a friend to take to the party.
Beginning of the election party. Serena talks to a man, Patrick walks over. Blair talks to Brandeis. Blair brags about Brandeis and Serena brags about Patrick. Blair sees Patrick peeing in a plant.
The Nerve
The Republic Tigers
Dan watches Olivia's Jimmy Fallon interview. Vanessa arrives at the party.
Blair informs Serena she had a drunk Patrick removed from the party.
Patrick tells Serena that Blair's friend is a call girl. Vanessa confronts Nate at the party.
Serena interrupts Brandeis's conversation with a congressman. Repeats when Serena tells Blair that Brandeis is an escort and has been removed from the party.
Everything Is Shattering
Maps
Tripp and Maureen celebrate his win and Serena apologizes to Blair as Blair cleans cake out of her hair.
Chuck and Blair cuddle in bed. Vanessa watches her video. Dan and Olivia sit on the couch and watch her new Jimmy Fallon appearance. Serena and Tripp flirt at the bar.