The Colonel drinks until his blood alcohol level matches Alaska’s on the night she died. Pudge and Takumi monitor him with a breathalyzer stolen from The Eagle’s house.
Miles sits down to read Alaska’s copy of “The General In His Labyrinth”. The Colonel closes up his mother’s store and is surprised by the arrival of Dr. Hyde.
Gus, the liquor store clerk, impersonates a visiting professor of teenage sexuality as part of the Prank. He begins to do a striptease when the music starts. All of the male students join in.